HOPE YOUR £300 MEAL AT ROYAL CHINA WAS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT.

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takes a good old fraud taking £6k out of your dad’s pension money to put a bit of sunburn into perspective doesn’t it.

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hrryastyles:

thelarryshipper:

popcornniam:

Keep in mind that’s Gemma Styles

im uncomfortable

fUCK

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

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I have a problem in that the places I want to go travelling are South America, Africa and Australia/New Zealand and they’re all SO FUCKING FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. LIKE SO FAR. COULD NOT BE FURTHER. SO FAR.

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can a woman not get from london to cape town for less than £200 these days i mean i am BROKE who’s penis do i have to suck to get a bargain around here

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