I have finally discovered my type and apparently it’s tall, blonde, a bit weird and owns nice trainers.

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Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

Why have I gone to a northern uni to end up fancying only boys from London. Useless.

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

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thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
alecsgrg:

By: Ashley

the cab driver yesterday spent the whole journey telling bob marley jokes and playing his music, he was a truly wonderful cabbie

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